16 02 2013
Two guys walking abreast (that me and my buddy in the cleavage)

Two guys walking abreast (that me and my buddy in the cleavage)

It was a 
dark time growing up without king cake. I grew up in a time before
 Mardi Gras came to Baton Rouge. I’d heard about it as a kid and 
family friends would bring me exotic, glamorous beads from a far
off place. As a child New Orleans seemed much further away than 90 
miles and it was so foreign to where I lived. Even the accents of 
the people from there sounded funny.

That first experience didn’t 
happen for me ’till I got to college. My parents remained Mardi
 Gras virgins. But at some point in my young adulthood, a small
 parade began in the shadow of Louisiana’s huge phallic State
 Capital. Sure, it was a bunch of drag queens that 
liked to dress up and parade down the streets of the town’s oldest 
neighborhood, Spanish Town, but it was a parade. That little parade 
grew and grew and last year 100,000 came to catch the beads, or
 condoms, or white bread or whatever was being thrown off the 
homemade floats.

Governor Jindal was among many politicians skewered this year

Governor Jindal was among many politicians skewered this year

It is 
appropriate that a parade grew up organically in the shadow of
Louisiana politics. It’s the honoring of our corrupt and crazy
 political history that makes the parade so fun. Add sexual
 overtones to it all and it is a day that is so fun and hip and cool 
that Baton Rouge can only sustain that level of intensity for the 
day of the parade. The Spanish Town parade doesn’t try to be a big
 and glitzy New Orleans parade with it’s imported celebrities. The celebrities that are at the Spanish Town parade are likely to 
be the infamous politician who just got out of  jail. The
 floats look homemade because they are. Pictures are stapled to the
 sides that someone downloaded and printed on their office printer
 when the boss wasn’t looking. The paint is barely dry on others 
because they were hastily put together with a keg and an 

costume copy

Even the colors are 
different. Instead of the traditional purple, green and gold, 
flamingo pink is the color that rules the day. People dress in the
ir reverence of the parade spirit and of course in pink. You can’t
 be too pink or too tacky. That drag queen spirit is still present 
in the deep marrow of the costumed revelers. Families are welcome, 
but this is an adult parade with pink penis popsicles sold by the 
same vendor selling pink cotton candy.

The hightlight of the parade 
is the lawnmower brigade—the Krewe of Yazoo. They parade like a 
marching band, but they’re all pushing their lawn mowers. And each 
year they have a choreographed performance. Last year they were 
zombies performing “Lawn of the Dead” to the music, Staying Alive.
 My favorite past performance may always be when they were the 

The Grand Marshall and me

The Grand
Marshall and me

The Baton Rouge Spanish Town
 Mardi Gras Parade, a day of hilarity and friends and eating and
 drinking. It’s all the things I love about living here, all wrapped
 up with a big pink bow—just don’t ask where that bow has been!

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14 responses

16 02 2013
Beck BAM Sadler

What a wonderful true vision of a landmark event mama!!! Love, Kisses and PINK!

16 02 2013

Bam, You know how much I love you!

16 02 2013

You really captured the spirit, Connie!

16 02 2013

Thanks Melinda!

16 02 2013
Suzie Coffee


16 02 2013

Miss you too!!

19 02 2013

Oh how dull life was without Mardi Gras! And thank you for backing up my mantra that New Orleans is just ONE kind of Mardi Gras parade. You’ll have to travel the 90 miles the other way to Lake Charles next year to experience Cajun Country Mardi Gras!

19 02 2013

Linda, I’ve always wanted to go to Mamou. Costumed revelers ride on horses and collect chickens from farms to make a big pot of jambalaya. I’m glad you had a great time in cajun country!

1 03 2013

Howdy! I’m at work browsing your blog from my new iphone 4! Just wanted to say I love reading your blog and look forward to all your posts! Carry on the excellent work!

5 03 2013


4 03 2014
Carpool Goddess

Looks like you had a great time! I went to Mardi Gras when I was 19. Didn’t sleep the entire weekend. Oh to be young 🙂

5 03 2014

Those kinds of Mardi Gras are long past me. It’s taken me 2 days to recover from a Saturday parade!!

14 02 2015

Looks like a lot of fun. I love a parade with costumes and a mowing group, fabulous!

15 02 2015

The lawnmower brigade were dressed as skunks and their theme was Love Stinks this year.

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